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WHO DARES TO SUMMON ME AND INTERRUPT MY ETERNAL SLUMBER?

Well Boss I'd say probably Yggdrasil ya know.

Well it had better be important, I was just about to have my victory! Finally the last of the Romanov's would be dead! The Curse complete! My revenge...total.

Whoa easy there big fella, one step at a time now, you should probably turn that off before you go givin' people the wrong idea!

What are you babbling about?!

Nevermind sir I got it sir!

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... I see I have another ghost to send back to hell.

Hold on sir, we'll be with you in a second. Don't move from that spot.

Didja hear that sir? Here gimmie that!

[Location scrambled]

What are you yammering about?

Some lady sir threatening you through the communicator.

How DARE she?

You do realize the first thing I did was trace the signal, right?

I am a demon hunter. That is how I dare.

I'll translate for her: Run. Run Fast. Run hard. Don't stop running, ever.

You DARE to threaten me? Do you have any idea who I am? I am Grigori Rasputin! ~~Former~~ Holy advisor to the Tsar! To threaten me is to call down the wrath of our lord upon you and the fury of hell!

I get the theatrical corpse great.

I've faced the fury of hell. I've defeated Death himself. You do not frighten me one bit, corpse.

You think he is bad? You should hear some of the narm Shanoa spits out from time to time.

...

Shanoa, please quit giving me that look.

[Audio, interested peeked by cursing of Yggdrasil. Locked to Rasputin]

I see. Another summoned here unwillingly by the "god" Yggdrasil. Welcome to the Digital World. My name is Dr. Finitevus.

I am Grigori Rasputin, former adviser to the Tsar.

What is the meaning of all this? I'd have assumed this was hell if not for the cold.

No, this is not hell at all. Although I am sure many think of it that way. This is a world comprised completely of data. You were summoned here by the "god" Yggdrasil. For what reason, no one quite knows. He summons and banishes individuals at random intervals.

we're supposed to be fighting the forces of darkness!

I'm afraid that's not exactly high on my to-do list. One would say I'm a rather big fan actually HA!

Darkness and Light are merely perspective. Although, if you are interested in punishing those who side with the "Light," I believe I can help you with that venture.

The only one I'm interested in punishing is that miserable girl who's kept living all these years while I've been forced to suffer in eternal purgatory!

Well gee uh sir that's...special...but I doubt she'll be here.

She can't hide forever! I will destroy the Rominov family once and for all!

One track mind much?

SILENCE!

I must agree with your partner. It is most likely the girl may not be here. Then again, she might appear one day. Who is to say? However, I do suggest you decide on your next course of action.

Fine FINE!

Just what would you suggest then Doctor

Simple. You need to find shelter. A place where potential enemies cannot find you. This world has many factions, and not all of them will welcome you. You will need allies.

I've only just arrived and I already have potential enemies, would you hear that Batrok?

Gee sir that's gotta be a record or somethin'

...don't tell me...Rasputin? ~~A world where the propaganda is true...?~~

Well I'll be darned sir, someone actually recognized you.

Yes? What do you want who are you?

I'm trying to determine if this version of you is more demented or less demented than your descendant.

Welcome to the Digital World. Time pretty much doesn't matter anymore.

My what?

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that sir, some people here might be from the future.

I had a descendant...HA! That's rich! Tell me about him boy!

Her.

It was a woman.

She tried to shoot me in the eye.

How rude of you not to allow it! Don't you know children should obey their elders and betters?

I don't think it applies for one that elder is trying to kill a kid.

Wow. You sound like a total creep.

Why thank you~

Not a problem, bubby. So you curse people, huh? Hocus pocus, boom, you're dead?

Something to that effect, more along the lines of "Horrible things happen and you are beaten, burned, drown, shot, stabbed ect you're dead.

Oh, Yggdrasil cares little for what you deem important. He often brings people in the middle of important tasks.

Quite unfair of him, isn't it? Especially when you were about to reach your Eternal Slumber.

Life in itself isn't fair no matter which god is in charge! If it were I would have never been banished in the first place!

True, but usually gods don't rip people from their own dimensions. It's especially cruel.

...

A dimension is like...well it's how we're on a world right here...but it's not yours. It's another Dimension or "Another world."

Right...utter gibberish. I've always been more of a holy man then a man of science...or unholy depending on the day.

Oh, there's plenty of 'supernatural' in dimension hopping.

Think of it like how spirits have another world. This one is just farther away from your world than that one.

Aha! Now you're speaking my language.

I tried my best sir.

Who do I have the pleasure of addressing?

I am known as LOT.

Holy and unholy deity, depending on the day. Mostly unholy, as I have never quite liked Yggdrasil.

Holy and Unholy is simply a matter of which cause you believe in sometimes.

I've had enough dealings to know that at least.

I have a mixed heritage of God and Demon. So you can see how it's quasi for me.

What? How could such a union happen?

Maybe in their world the whole Demon god thing isn't so strict eh? You know my cousin Pico, he had this crush on a lady Pandamon, and his parents were just absolutely against him dating not only a perfect level but a puppet Digimon? To this day he still doesn't get invited to the family BBQ in the summer.

I am Norse, that's why. There's a bit more of a blur in the line. There's still definitely a line, but it has a few holes in it.

Ahhh yes! I've read of your type, very fascinating works.

Hopefully it was at least somewhat accurate.

Only time will tell I think.

Probably. Worlds can differ, after all.

...

Well, this guy sounds like he's just sunshine and rainbows, all right.

After being alone for a decade or two I've gotten a little bad at hiding my TRUE feelings HAHAHAHA!

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Since, ya know, his descendant tried to kill him.

Ouch, that puts a damper on things. ;)

Just don't it though?

*glomp* Totally miss you <3

I missed you too. *Hugs.*

<3

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glomp Totally miss you <3

I missed you too. Hugs.